# That's The Trouble With Nudist Beaches – Funny Shark Birthday Card

Even sharks have standards. Two of them lurk beneath the surface of a nudist beach, eyeing up the clientele above — and one delivers the verdict:

_"That's the trouble with nudist beaches… they kind of put you off your lunch."_

Open it up and the inside twists the knife perfectly:

_"Don't worry, you still look great from a distance! Happy Birthday."_

The ideal card for a birthday where age is becoming… visible. Funny, cheeky, and just the right side of rude.

### Card Details

-   **Size: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)**
-   Funny birthday card with illustrated nudist beach comic scene
-   Front: two sharks underwater at a nudist beach — "they kind of put you off your lunch"
-   Inside: "Don't worry, you still look great from a distance! Happy Birthday."
-   Printed on high-quality card stock
-   Comes with a white envelope
-   Perfect for milestone birthdays, friends who can take a joke, or anyone who's ever been to a nudist beach and regretted it

## Details

- **Price:** 2.99 GBP
- **Vendor:** Gifts4YouAll
- **Type:** Greeting Card
- **Tags:** birthday card, custom-card, funny card, humour, rude card, shark

## Variants

| Variant | Price | Available |
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| Default Title | 2.99 GBP | In stock |

## Images

- That's The Trouble With Nudist Beaches – Funny Shark Birthday Card
- That's The Trouble With Nudist Beaches – Funny Shark Birthday Card

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> Updated: 2026-06-02