{"product_id":"funny-reduced-sticker-birthday-card","title":"Only The Very Best For You – Funny Reduced Sticker Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing says \"I care\" quite like a birthday card that's been reduced to 27p and still made the cut. Barely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front features a bright yellow supermarket \u003cstrong\u003eREDUCED\u003c\/strong\u003e sticker slapped right on it — was £1.40, now a bargain 27p — paired with the heartfelt message: \u003cem\u003e\"Only The Very Best For You On Your Birthday.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd inside? The punchline that seals the deal:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Just like this card, you're a bit damaged, past your prime, and nobody wanted to pay full price for you.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrutally honest. Perfectly timed. Deeply discounted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny birthday card with mock supermarket reduced sticker design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: \"Only The Very Best For You On Your Birthday\" with 27p reduced label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: savage punchline printed inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for friends, family, and anyone who appreciates a good roasting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gifts4YouAll","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59733817426254,"sku":"BC4","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/9191\/9438\/files\/redued_card_funny_card.png?v=1780403255","url":"https:\/\/gifts4youall.com\/products\/funny-reduced-sticker-birthday-card","provider":"Gifts4YouAll","version":"1.0","type":"link"}