{"product_id":"funny-shark-nudist-beach-birthday-card","title":"That's The Trouble With Nudist Beaches – Funny Shark Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eEven sharks have standards. Two of them lurk beneath the surface of a nudist beach, eyeing up the clientele above — and one delivers the verdict:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"That's the trouble with nudist beaches… they kind of put you off your lunch.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpen it up and the inside twists the knife perfectly:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't worry, you still look great from a distance! Happy Birthday.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ideal card for a birthday where age is becoming… visible. Funny, cheeky, and just the right side of rude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny birthday card with illustrated nudist beach comic scene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: two sharks underwater at a nudist beach — \"they kind of put you off your lunch\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: \"Don't worry, you still look great from a distance! Happy Birthday.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for milestone birthdays, friends who can take a joke, or anyone who's ever been to a nudist beach and regretted it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gifts4YouAll","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59747919692110,"sku":"BC8","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/9191\/9438\/files\/Screenshot_2026-05-26_133440.png?v=1780403258","url":"https:\/\/gifts4youall.com\/products\/funny-shark-nudist-beach-birthday-card","provider":"Gifts4YouAll","version":"1.0","type":"link"}